5 definitions by Assassin5953

1
A disease that affects every human being in the world on a Monday. Where you don't want to do anything but you have to whether it be work or school. Symptoms include depression, anxiety, and not wanting to get off your lazy ass.
Guy 1: "Man I don't want to do anything today."
Guy 2: "Looks like you've got a case of The Mondays."
by Assassin5953 September 25, 2017
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2
Someone with anorexia performing a handjob.
This anorexic chick gave me a wicked twiggy last night.
by Assassin5953 August 10, 2017
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Lube for a blowjob.
Her mouth was dry for a blowjob so we had to use head grease.
by Assassin5953 August 08, 2017
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