Garage Break

A legal way of saying you're going to smoke weed.

I'll be right back. I'm going for a garage break.

by Assassin5953 September 15, 2017

I'd suck a fart out of that

A compliment given to women gifted with a big ass.

Damn she thick. I'd suck a fart out of that.

by Assassin5953 September 03, 2017

Twiggy

Someone with anorexia performing a handjob.

This anorexic chick gave me a wicked twiggy last night.

by Assassin5953 August 10, 2017

The Mondays

A disease that affects every human being in the world on a Monday. Where you don't want to do anything but you have to whether it be work or school. Symptoms include depression, anxiety, and not wanting to get off your lazy ass.

Guy 1: "Man I don't want to do anything today."
Guy 2: "Looks like you've got a case of The Mondays."

by Assassin5953 September 25, 2017