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cockology
The study of porn stars.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.
cockology by CockologyExpert March 27, 2020
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cycko • Cockoff • cocko • cockolate • cockold • cockocracy • Cockoo • cockophobe • cockologist • Cockomi
Midwit cuckoo
A midwit, or someone or middling intellect, who gets caught up in some form of mass hysteria. Strong supporters of a nanny state mentality to the point of insanity, and excellent examples of the Dunning Kruger effect in action. Named after the John Wyndham novel "the Midwich Cuckoos".
"Look at these midwit cuckoos, they want all dogs put down because some child got bitten by one recently."
"This guy says all humans must be exterminated to save the planet. What a midwit cuckoo."
"This guy says all humans must be exterminated to save the planet. What a midwit cuckoo."
Midwit cuckoo by RayBidd February 10, 2022
Cockocracy
Cockocracy by Cockcrocratic April 12, 2014
cockornot
cockornot is a term used to describe an individual of uncertain sexual orientation or sexual confusion. Similar to the Saturday Night Live sketches of "It's Pat"
Who is that cockornot?
Is that a women or just another cockornot?
It's Pat is so 90's , cockornot is mellenium!
Is that a women or just another cockornot?
It's Pat is so 90's , cockornot is mellenium!
cockornot by ItsPat is Back January 20, 2018
Cuckold Voyeur
Cuckold Voyeur by Dancerooster June 24, 2021
Cuckold Creampie
Cuckold Creampie by Learning is power November 17, 2014
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.