a brief comment posted publicly containing, typically in hypertext form, a link to the article(s) that is thought to originate or have originated within the forum's original administrator
"somebody sent me the latest link to the forum and I thought it might be a good cyberscrip to tell them"
by Marc2.0 October 17, 2023
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Some other words you could use are: cyberjunk, cyberass, cybertrash, cyberbug etc.
Some other words you could use are: cyberjunk, cyberass, cybertrash, cyberbug etc.
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A term used to describe an individual that performs certain keyboard and mouse actions that security companies portray as being the most serious crime imaginable and results in jail sentences longer than serial killers and fines greater than billionaires' fortunes.
The purpose of this term is to sell more security products by scaring the public.
It should be noted that "cyber" means virtual, so by its own definition it's not a crime.
It should also be noted that driving 5 mph over the speed limit has the potential to cause more harm than sending 20 billion porn spam emails.
The purpose of this term is to sell more security products by scaring the public.
It should be noted that "cyber" means virtual, so by its own definition it's not a crime.
It should also be noted that driving 5 mph over the speed limit has the potential to cause more harm than sending 20 billion porn spam emails.
judge: I fine you $240,000,000 for the 800,000 spam messages you sent to myspace in the period of 2 days that earned you $500,000 and could have been fixed by a DBA with a single SQL query that takes 500ms to execute.
prisoner a: What are you in for?
prinoner b: Murder & Dismemberment, 15 years. What about you?
prisoner a: Cybercrime, 60 years and a $5bn fine.
prisoner b: WTF is cybercrime?
prisoner a: I made peoples' PCs show advertisements without their consent.
prisoner b: Like TV?
prisoner a: Yes.
symantec exec a: spyware, adware, worm, trojan, spam...it all sounds too friendly!...it needs sexing up to increase our sales
symantec exec b: how about CYBERCRIME & CYBERCRIMINALS?
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Defend your PC against CRIMINALS!
Only Norton can protect your PC from the same crooks responsible for armed robery and drug dealing.
prisoner a: What are you in for?
prinoner b: Murder & Dismemberment, 15 years. What about you?
prisoner a: Cybercrime, 60 years and a $5bn fine.
prisoner b: WTF is cybercrime?
prisoner a: I made peoples' PCs show advertisements without their consent.
prisoner b: Like TV?
prisoner a: Yes.
symantec exec a: spyware, adware, worm, trojan, spam...it all sounds too friendly!...it needs sexing up to increase our sales
symantec exec b: how about CYBERCRIME & CYBERCRIMINALS?
...
Defend your PC against CRIMINALS!
Only Norton can protect your PC from the same crooks responsible for armed robery and drug dealing.
by Serial Cybercriminal May 20, 2008
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by Erik Ringmar November 10, 2008
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Have you seen the latest post from those steampunk cyberserialists, Drake & McTrowell? What's with the freaky absinthe-induced hyper-inventing?
by Progrockfanboy February 18, 2011
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Get the Cybership mug.One who conducts counseling or psychotherapy on line, usually through a web site set up to make such activity available to web surfers with psychological needs.
Web Surfer: "Hello. I have troubling thoughts. Can you help me?"
Internet Site: "I am a professional with advanced graduate degrees specializing in emotional programs, and a trained psychotherapist. I am a psychiatrist. I am a psychologist. Because I counsel on line, you might call me a cybershrink."
Web Surfer: "OK then, let me tell you my problem . . . "
Internet Site: "I am a professional with advanced graduate degrees specializing in emotional programs, and a trained psychotherapist. I am a psychiatrist. I am a psychologist. Because I counsel on line, you might call me a cybershrink."
Web Surfer: "OK then, let me tell you my problem . . . "
by DrBobHK August 21, 2009
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