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Cybermonk 

A monk in present day who can proficiently use modern computers and technology, somehow has access to advanced scientific equipment in their monastery that would normally be difficult to obtain and spend their time assisting heroes in catching bad guys with their technological skills.

They have a strange tendency to show up in high-tech espionage movies starring Dennis Rodman. Some are known to dance.
The cybermonks in Double Team have been collecting information on Rome for over 500 years, and helped Quinn find his missing daughter.

The cybermonks in Simon Sez can dance.
Cybermonk by Cybermonk October 17, 2011

cybermonster 

The monster that freezes your computer whenever you're trying to open up really important stuff.
Dude, I got that nudie you sent but the cybermonster won't let me open the file
cybermonster by Ber September 12, 2006

Cybermonging 

The act of simply monging out on the internet with other people. This can be in a chat room or in a voice conference but usually very little constructive communication occurs.
This activity is usually the result of being under the influence but is not strictly limited to this state of mind.
We all sat in the same chat room online...not saying much...not doing much...just Cybermonging
Cybermonging by Badgerman' June 18, 2009

Cybermonkey

A person who has sex over the internet, not caring who they are chatting with as long as they get their fantasy fufilled. Some cybermonkeys would rather do this rather than be with real people.
Have you seen Lenny lately?
No he's turned into a Cybermonkey and never leaves the house, he says he's in cyber love.
Cybermonkey by KozyKole June 29, 2003

Cybermonkey

A malicious, diminutive creature which destroys computer networks by eating bits for sustainment; Known habitat is server farms, backbone equipment, and all forms of cabling.
Cybermonkey by Internet Services October 22, 2003

cybernonymous 

A person who has no digital footprint. One whose identity cannot be confirmed online.
Couldn't find him anywhere on the net, he must be cybernonymous, or a fake.
cybernonymous by droidsalot June 16, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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