To screw in cyberspace. Probably via text messages as it is clearly not as sophisticated as cybersex. Used in transit from the bar to the subway or from the subway to the home.
Getting dumped by your girlfriend over the internet, via e-mail or even worse - instant messengers (e.g. ICQ, MSN, AOL ...). A step worse than being teledumped (see teledump), which is already very very bad.
Fuck me, my girlfriend just dumped me over ICQ. What a kick in the nuts. How low can you go anyway?
The act of intentionally trying to cruise a social networking site in pursuit of a beautiful FIERCE chick when you yourself are too lame to ever encounter such a cool chick in person!
This loser needs to stick with {parking-lot-pickups}, and stop CYBERPIMPIN!
A virtual hug offered to participants in an IRC or instant messaging conversation. Can be written as *hug*, or by enclosing the recipient's name in multiple sets of braces/parentheses. (See {{{}}}.)