A person that will not talk on the telephone, but will text message, chat, or I.M. all damn day. A person that doesn't answer the phone, and exchanges all telephone conversations for Text Messages, Instant Messaging, or Chat over the Internet, even when they are available to answer their phone.
When I called GinaDavis, she didn't answer the telephone, as if BEETLEJUICE was a cybermuter, and had put a zipper over our mouths. Instead, she referred to the "text" book of The Recently Deceased... Its as if both of us had been hushed.
People who use every single chance they get to trash on the not-so-hit 2020 game Cyberpunk 2077, even for the pettiest reasons.
Person 1: Hey, did you know GTA 3 was the first game I ever played?
Person 2 (one of the many Cyberjunkers): Oh, really? It's not the best game, but at least it's better than Cyberjunk 2077 BC.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!