A bum is a person that will neither travel or work
A CyberHobo is a person who travels and works, but most of all has a lot of fun! A CyberHobo’s work is on computers, internet, etc. (whatever for money)
A virtual hug offered to participants in an IRC or instant messaging conversation. Can be written as *hug*, or by enclosing the recipient's name in multiple sets of braces/parentheses. (See {{{}}}.)
Come on--I'm not looking for sex in this chatroom just because I offered you a cyberhug!
A man you met online, married within your first 10 face to face meetings and now maintain a relationship with viacomputer...getting together a couple times a year to make it feel like a real marriage
Hope failed at her relationships with real men so she thought she'd try a cyberhubby.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.