cyberboner

A figurative noun meant to describe the online lusting - albeit in jest - after others whose Internet-based writing, art, films, and media are awesome.

I've got a huge cyberboner for that guy's hilarious viral videos.

cyberboner by fast_hugs July 11, 2007

cyberlover 

a cybersex partner; someone you cyber with just like you were lovers in real

usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship

Usually you never meet your cyberlover, but there are many cases I know about where two cyberlovers arrange to meet in real. Usually one of them flies out to the city where the other lives; sometimes they arrange to meet in a completely different city. In every case, they practically fuck in the cab on the way to the hotel.

cyberlover by dsimms January 16, 2008

Cyberpowerfucked 

A term that was originally used to describe what happens when you buy a computer from Cyberpower inc, but has now broadened to mean 'any piece of computer hardware that breaks soon after you recieve it.'

"Did you get that new hard drive yet?"
"Yeah, but when I put it in, it didn't work"
"Ouch, you totally got Cyberpowerfucked on that one"

Cyberpowerfucked by kekekekekekekekekekeke November 25, 2005

Cybercondriac

An individual that reads symptoms of illnesses on the net and begins to believe they're sick.

Jane was reading about high blood pressure on the internet, now she's positive that she's going to have a heart attack, I'm thinking she's a cybercondriac

Cybercondriac by AnnAnnieB January 6, 2008

Cyberbonding 

The act of emotionally and/or psychologically joining with another person that you have never physically met but feel that you know extremely well via the Internet based on interactions in blogs, discussion posts, social media groups and online gaming platforms.

Please don't think me a stalker but I must admit that I have started cyberbonding with David Crosby based on his accessibility on Twitter. It really feels like I know the guy now and that I can call him a real friend.

I have been playing Candy Crush Saga with Brend-ahh for over a year now but we were cyberbonding within the first week based on our mutual affinity for deep-fried Twinkies. I hope you join with someone this way someday.

Cyberbonding by MCBassGuitar April 6, 2015

cerboner 

When you have a boner but its smaller than your nose

That kid prolly has a cerboner rn

Yeah fr that kids def got a cerboner

cerboner by Äàrøñ October 1, 2018

cyberbender 

An excessive use of computer time.

He woke up after a cyberbender

cyberbender by Mr. Robotron April 2, 2019