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english courtroom 

six people or more, having sex at the same time on a sofa while watching court tv.
One night, my roommates and I were bored so Sean and Meredith, Bryan and girl X, and Ryan and I all had sex while watching Judge Judy.
english courtroom by Lip Ho January 27, 2004

courtroom 

A place where a man in a black robe seated on a majestic throne uses the authority of the government to beat up the government's constituents and call it "justice".
The innocent man entered the courtroom and wound up in prison.
courtroom by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

courtroom 

A place where Jesus Christ and Judas Iscariot would be equals, with the betting odds favoring Judas.
Every celebrity courtroom trial ever.
courtroom by glynnlc October 18, 2009

Courtroom Jester

Not to be confused with the "Court Jester" The Courtroom Jester is basically someone who's always trying to be funny when it isn't appropriate. Hence the "Courtroom" Jester. People like this always make awful jokes at the most serious times. Probably because of some deep rooted issues.
Jimmy: Hey Alex, my cat died and I don't know what to do

Alex: lol idk eat it?

Jimmy: "Gosh I wish he'd stop being a Courtroom Jester"

Courtroom Quality 

When being unfaithful with an individual that is so hot they are considered “courtroom quality.” Specifically, when the judge brings in the woman the man had the affair with and the judge and jury recognize they too would have had an affair because she is in fact that hot.
“John had an affair with Naomi, but I get it, he had to do it, the chic was total courtroom quality.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026