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Chav who cannot speak English.
He was such a Cutto that he failed to master even kindergarten English.
Cutto by PRC_ June 15, 2018
Words you can keep
cute but for male like doggo like catto
cutto like cute for male but you'd ask where's the 'e' in cutto, well welcome to urban dictionary english. Here I make the rules. Take it as 'e' is silent, yeah on your face english-fap-speare.
Example:
- omg this guy is such a cutto( no homo tho )
cutto by sachin.jani December 30, 2019

Cotton candy

A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.
One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"
Cotton candy by SplatterZee88 February 12, 2017

cut to the dog's dick 

Let's cut to the dog's dick, are you going out with me or not?

touchin' cotton 

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.
Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
touchin' cotton by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007
(Ital.) Those chewy little white bits found in salami-type products.

Definition origination: Observation of my young son opening his cotto-salami sandwich to remove the little white bits prior to eating.
Steve, stop picking out the cotto's!!!

soggy cottonbottoms 

I didn't ride a single water ride at the amusement park, but you would have thought I had ridden them all if you would have seen my soggy cottonbottoms.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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