Cutto

Chav who cannot speak English.

He was such a Cutto that he failed to master even kindergarten English.

by PRC_ June 15, 2018

cutto

cute but for male like doggo like catto

cutto like cute for male but you'd ask where's the 'e' in cutto, well welcome to urban dictionary english. Here I make the rules. Take it as 'e' is silent, yeah on your face english-fap-speare.
Example:
- omg this guy is such a cutto( no homo tho )

by sachin.jani December 30, 2019

Cotton candy

A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.

One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"

by SplatterZee88 February 12, 2017

cut to the dog's dick

Get down to the nitty gritty

Let's cut to the dog's dick, are you going out with me or not?

by Texican1911 January 11, 2017

touchin' cotton

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

cotto's

(Ital.) Those chewy little white bits found in salami-type products.

Definition origination: Observation of my young son opening his cotto-salami sandwich to remove the little white bits prior to eating.

Steve, stop picking out the cotto's!!!

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 8, 2011

soggy cottonbottoms

Sweaty underwear

I didn't ride a single water ride at the amusement park, but you would have thought I had ridden them all if you would have seen my soggy cottonbottoms.

by Spitty in the City February 21, 2009