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cutegasm
the reaction one feels when being exposed to something overly cute. this may be an emotional, physical or even sexual response.
When Holly saw the baby trying to dance, she had a cutegasm. Or... when seeing something cute yourself, "Aww, that gave me a cutegasm"
cutegasm by David Klawinski April 13, 2007
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cutegasm
The utterance of a squealing, gasping, or other related high-pitched or fangirly noise in reaction to something utterly and undeniably cute and adorable. It is often uncontrollable and unintended, causing much embarrassment in the instance of a cutegasm in a public place. The noises closely resemble that of an actual orgasm to those unaware of the cause.
Leah cutegasmed noisily at the picture of the adorable gray kitten. Since she was in the library at the time, she was given some rather dubious looks by people standing nearby.
cutegasm by pencilplayer February 6, 2009
Cuteshaman
Name given to a person who will unlikely pass a trial. This is mostly due to talking way too much, begging for mounts he doesnt deserve, and his obsession with Uwu girls.
Atlas goes alright.
Atlas goes alright.
Cuteshaman by Trunkydaddy July 8, 2022
cutenpastersitis
Cutenpastersitis
A common flaw found in written language by over use of “Cut and Paste” Cutenpastersitis has become endemic in society since the advent of word processing. The usual symptoms of language so infected by authors/editors are
An unintended disconnect in logic
Ambiguity
Confusion caused in mind of reader or
Impression that the author is unhinged or must be smoking something
Meaning totally lost or
All of the above.
A common flaw found in written language by over use of “Cut and Paste” Cutenpastersitis has become endemic in society since the advent of word processing. The usual symptoms of language so infected by authors/editors are
An unintended disconnect in logic
Ambiguity
Confusion caused in mind of reader or
Impression that the author is unhinged or must be smoking something
Meaning totally lost or
All of the above.
John I have re-read that paragraph 20 times. There is no way it is explicitly saying that. I am sure that paragraph is suffering from cutenpastersitis.
cutenpastersitis by Mark@cyberworks March 2, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.