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cutegasm 

the reaction one feels when being exposed to something overly cute. this may be an emotional, physical or even sexual response.
When Holly saw the baby trying to dance, she had a cutegasm. Or... when seeing something cute yourself, "Aww, that gave me a cutegasm"
cutegasm by David Klawinski April 13, 2007
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cutegasm 

The utterance of a squealing, gasping, or other related high-pitched or fangirly noise in reaction to something utterly and undeniably cute and adorable. It is often uncontrollable and unintended, causing much embarrassment in the instance of a cutegasm in a public place. The noises closely resemble that of an actual orgasm to those unaware of the cause.
Leah cutegasmed noisily at the picture of the adorable gray kitten. Since she was in the library at the time, she was given some rather dubious looks by people standing nearby.
cutegasm by pencilplayer February 6, 2009

cutegasm 

When the cute is just too real.
The power of cute is so strong, the only thing comparable is an orgasm.
DID YOU SEE THAT KITTEN? I SWEAR I JUST HAD A CUTEGASM.
cutegasm by CeBags May 10, 2016

cutegasm 

In which one has the symptoms of an orgasm due to cuteness overload.

(Less messy)
Those Pikachus were so cute that I had a cutegasm.
cutegasm by SailorPam September 25, 2009

Cuteshaman

Name given to a person who will unlikely pass a trial. This is mostly due to talking way too much, begging for mounts he doesnt deserve, and his obsession with Uwu girls.

Atlas goes alright.
Should we pass Cuteshaman's Trial? Absolutely not.
Cuteshaman by Trunkydaddy July 8, 2022

cutenpastersitis 

Cutenpastersitis

A common flaw found in written language by over use of “Cut and Paste” Cutenpastersitis has become endemic in society since the advent of word processing. The usual symptoms of language so infected by authors/editors are
An unintended disconnect in logic

Ambiguity

Confusion caused in mind of reader or
Impression that the author is unhinged or must be smoking something
Meaning totally lost or
All of the above.
John I have re-read that paragraph 20 times. There is no way it is explicitly saying that. I am sure that paragraph is suffering from cutenpastersitis.