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cutegasm 

The utterance of a squealing, gasping, or other related high-pitched or fangirly noise in reaction to something utterly and undeniably cute and adorable. It is often uncontrollable and unintended, causing much embarrassment in the instance of a cutegasm in a public place. The noises closely resemble that of an actual orgasm to those unaware of the cause.
Leah cutegasmed noisily at the picture of the adorable gray kitten. Since she was in the library at the time, she was given some rather dubious looks by people standing nearby.
cutegasm by pencilplayer February 6, 2009
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cutegasm 

When the cute is just too real.
The power of cute is so strong, the only thing comparable is an orgasm.
DID YOU SEE THAT KITTEN? I SWEAR I JUST HAD A CUTEGASM.
cutegasm by CeBags May 10, 2016

cutegasm 

In which one has the symptoms of an orgasm due to cuteness overload.

(Less messy)
Those Pikachus were so cute that I had a cutegasm.
cutegasm by SailorPam September 25, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026