custodize

dutch for custodying

idk if custodize is a word, but i just made it up

custodize by long juan silverado October 31, 2023

Calcutta Custodian 

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

Calcutta Custodian by jrky February 10, 2009

master of the custodial art

The 'real' name of a janitor.

I am a master of the custodial art.
Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.

master of the custodial art by PaD May 13, 2005

custodian

The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.

It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...

custodian by mags&jules October 22, 2006

Custodial Intercom 

Noun: Garbage chute

"Hey, have you seen Dave?"

"Let's see if we can reach him on the custodial intercom."

Custodial Intercom by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

Factory Parts or Customized? 

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?

Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.

Factory Parts or Customized? by Crazy Legs 1966 May 25, 2020

Custodial Engineer 

A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!

"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"

"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."

Custodial Engineer by IIIIXIII313 October 28, 2007