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Calcutta Custodian 

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl
I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian
Calcutta Custodian by jrky February 10, 2009

master of the custodial art

The 'real' name of a janitor.
I am a master of the custodial art.
Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.
The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.
It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...
custodian by mags&jules October 22, 2006

Custodial Intercom 

"Hey, have you seen Dave?"

"Let's see if we can reach him on the custodial intercom."
Custodial Intercom by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

Factory Parts or Customized? 

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?
Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.

Custodial Engineer 

A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!
"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"

"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."
Custodial Engineer by IIIIXIII313 October 28, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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