curton

so like that stuff u see on the salad but spelled wrong and also my bfs nickname

"FUCKIGN CURTON'"

by xoxoxxoxooxxoxoxogpodddipgire; February 8, 2022

Hillary Cunton

She's an actual cunt. She's the devil herself, Hillary clinton, I wish she was my dad, the tree trump.

"MAN HILLARY SHOULD BE CALLED HILLARY CUNTON. I LOVE MY DAD, TREE TRUMP"

by weenie hut junior August 10, 2016

Curto

Italian. Masculine. Badass. Magical properties. Curto is short for completely unbelievably remarkably talented (h)ombre. It can also be used as a nickname for someone who enjoys music and other performance arts while being understatedly athletic.

"Where were you?"
"Hanging out with Curto."
"Duuuuuuude!"

"Curto just blew my mind."

He's a great guy. I wish I was as curto as him

by oscarphillips April 7, 2011

Empty Egg Carton

A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.

E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.

Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.

That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton

E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton

by CrippledCow February 19, 2020

Carton Bitch

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.

That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)

by Dean123 March 29, 2009

blood cruton

A crispy dri blood ball left on a womans vagina after her period.

When performing cunialigus I bit on a crunchy blood cruton from my girl. So I got up and horked.

by Willie Desharm November 3, 2007

end up on a milk carton

A threat of bodily harm, or great injury.

To make someone "disappear"

1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"

2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton

by soapmaker June 10, 2009