curton
"FUCKIGN CURTON'"
curton by xoxoxxoxooxxoxoxogpodddipgire; February 8, 2022
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Hillary Cunton
She's an actual cunt. She's the devil herself, Hillary clinton, I wish she was my dad, the tree trump.
Hillary Cunton by weenie hut junior August 10, 2016
Curto
Italian. Masculine. Badass. Magical properties. Curto is short for completely unbelievably remarkably talented (h)ombre. It can also be used as a nickname for someone who enjoys music and other performance arts while being understatedly athletic.
"Where were you?"
"Hanging out with Curto."
"Duuuuuuude!"
"Curto just blew my mind."
He's a great guy. I wish I was as curto as him
"Hanging out with Curto."
"Duuuuuuude!"
"Curto just blew my mind."
He's a great guy. I wish I was as curto as him
Curto by oscarphillips April 7, 2011
Empty Egg Carton
A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.
E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.
Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.
E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.
Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.
That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton
E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton
E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton
Empty Egg Carton by CrippledCow February 19, 2020
Carton Bitch
A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.
Carton Bitch by Dean123 March 29, 2009
blood cruton
blood cruton by Willie Desharm November 3, 2007
end up on a milk carton
1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"
2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton
2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton
end up on a milk carton by soapmaker June 10, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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