curfjew

1st: Noun: a curfew set at an unreasonable time and with unreasonable conditions
2nd: Noun: a parent/ legal guardian who sets an unreasonable curfew

"You gotta be home by 11? What a curfjew..."
^This works for both defenitions

by zkasm July 5, 2009

Curfew Boy

Someone who has to be home before curfew. Typically Midnight

John - ahhhhlright fellas im gonna scram, im getting tired
Doug - alright later curfew boy
John - dude i swear im tired
Doug - then fuckin leave curfew boy

by KingKoopster April 25, 2013

Verbal Curfew

When one is unable to talk in ones own house past a certain time (on the phone or otherwise) due to the fact that their parents or guardians are vicious tyrants. Penalties for breaking a verbal curfew include ripping out the tounge, a guilt trip, cutting off the left testicle, and other various punishments.

Friend 1: Hey dude, call me when you get home at around 11 PM.

Friend 2: No way, I have a verbal curfew. My parents will cut off my left testicle if I call you tonight.

by DaJaggMan November 4, 2007

Coffee curfew

The time of day at which one knows one can no longer drink coffee (or other caffeinated beverages) without an adverse effect on one's sleep that night.

Five in the afternoon is my coffee curfew. Don't want to be awake until two in the morning. Guess I'll have a beer instead.

by vorpalbla November 30, 2015

curfew

a defined time or restriction.
not allowed at a certain time.

"I'm not allowed, I have to be home by 10"

is like saying

"I'm not allowed, my curfew is 10."

by conor neufeild May 30, 2006

creeping curfew

The insidious, often unauthorized, extension of time restriction placed on nocturnal adolescent activities as further evidence of parental authority erosion and generalized attrition.

Oh, just screw 'em...my parents don't know shit. 11? 11:30? 12? Let the creeping curfew work its magic!

by YAWA February 2, 2019

Curfew

Similar to a booty call, but a more tactful euphemism in a committed relationship. When the maximum allowed time has passed without having sex, either by appointment or by arbitrary desires. Should be looked forward to in a healthy relationship.

1a. "You've been out there all day, it's time to get inside!"
1b. "Sorry guys, I gotta go- it's my curfew."

2. "I better be upstairs and naked by 10 tonight or I'll miss my curfew!"

by Royal Toulouse June 17, 2018