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to cumberbun; cumberbunned, cumberbunning

1. The act of shoving a cucumber up someone's ass.
"I'm gonna take your grandma upstairs and cumberbun her."
cumberbun by billebllunt September 25, 2014

Detroit Cumberbund 

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.
Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

cuppernull 

a kind, loving creature who dwells in the upper northeastern regions of North America, specifically Cape Cod. intelligent, yet sarcastic. taller than average homoerectuses. awkward tendencies.
in other news, a Cuppernull was seen boogie boarding at Nauset today. however, when spotted, Cuppernull awkwardly ran away, in long strides.
cuppernull by larkinmygokart February 6, 2010

coppertunities

A term coined by copper mountain ski resort, to describe thier latest job openings. A portmanteau combining the words opportunity and copper. The general consensus being that it is simular to an opportunity although in fact it is much worse than that.
I had a great interview and Copper Mountain offered me a few different copportunities to work there. After much consideration I've decided to rob a gas station with a fake gun. Then I'll either be shot dead by the cops or taken to jail. In my opinion those are both better coppertunities.

cummerbund 

A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too
Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!
cummerbund by Vasher00 May 12, 2007

Pittsburgh Cumberbund

A sexual act where a man straddles a woman and cums on her face while shitting on her stomach.
"Since that bitch gave me a bunch of shit about not wanting me to cum on her, I obliged her with a standard Pittsburgh Cumberbund!"