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Cup Noodles

When a girl shoves noodles up her vagina for her sexual partner to soon eat out of her.
Last night my girlfriend gave me cup noodles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cup Noodles by Cluckercluck August 12, 2019

cup of noodles 

probably the best food ever made! contains perdect swirly noodles that get perfect. noodles and ooodles of cup of noodles?
who would like some bomb ass shit preferably cup of noodles... anyone??????
cup of noodles by dick poo August 24, 2006

Cup of Noodles 

A cancer containing cup of chemically treated noodles and processed vegetables that you add water to and heat up in a radio active wave emitting microwave that causes brain damage. You eat it with a spork which is the opposite of classy.
"I sporked my cup of noodles and it was bitchin."
Cup of Noodles by Maruchan :) July 7, 2008

cup of noodles 

One of the easiest and best tasting foods in the universe.
Cup of noodles go very good with a dash of soy sauce!
cup of noodles by PFFFFFT December 16, 2007

cup-a-noodles 

crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry
All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.
cup-a-noodles by AJ Rules The School February 12, 2020

Cup O Noodles 

The ratio of men to women at a location in a predominately male fashion. Referring to noodles and no actual chicken in an instant cup o noodles.
Dude, this place is a "Cup O Noodles," all these noodles and no chicken! Let's bounce!
Cup O Noodles by Joe Fogarty January 29, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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