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cunttounge by Wulfie November 21, 2005
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cuntmonger
A pimp... generally used in the derogatory for guys who think they're pimps, but are in fact mere purveyors of bullshit.
cuntmonger by Ray-ray December 2, 2002
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cuntfounded
For a male to have zero knowledge of the female reproductive organs.... Where they are, how they work and most importantly how to pleasure them.
Scott was already having a tough time when it came to trying to get Samantha's clothes off , but he has a much harder time ahead of him trying to figure out where her clit is and what to do next.....He is cuntfounded!
cuntfounded by Makers Mark Twain November 27, 2016
Cuntmonger
Jim: Man im fucking dyin to get some pussy tonight..
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !
Cuntmonger by jimno1010101 September 24, 2010
Cuntmongery
A piece of silverware (or similar) often a piercing, used to garnish the female pleasure palace to make it look more appetizing.
She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver
Cuntmongery by cheffykins August 7, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
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