cuntswitch

The thing you can say, unique to each, that turns your lady or man into a Cunt.

I hit her Cuntswitch when I brought up the fact that she could not multitask.

by That’s Right. October 31, 2020

cuntbitcha

A girl that likes to take 5 or more dicks at once.

Thats girl is a cuntbitcha or theres cuntbitch

by benjamin warner callahan January 19, 2010

Cunt Switch

The moment when your girlfried goes from being in a wonderful mood into her typical douchebag self. It almost seems as if a switch is triggered inside their heads to make them turn into a miserable cunts.

Tony: "Hey babe. Everything was going great this morning over breakfast at the diner, we had bacon, coffee, and lovely conversation. I couldn't have been happier. How come the minute your friends left and we get into the car you immediately turned on your fucking cunt switch?"

Girl: "Fuck you"

Tony: "Enjoy the scenic walk home, bitch. Get out!"

by The Lucas J March 25, 2010

cumswitch

When your giving your girl doggie while having your mate wanking secretly in the background and, right before you are about to cum, your mate takes over and spunks in your girlfriend's face

Tony: Oh dude, I had the greatest night of all time with Ethan
Oliver: What did you guys do?

Tony: Ethan and I performed a cumswitch with my girl. It was so funny
Oliver: That is so cool. Can I do it with you sometime as well?
Tony: Mate, you're a tranny. Don't you remember?
Oliver: shit yea

by BigWanker03 May 1, 2019

cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.

Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.

by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007

cuntsmith

Someone who smiths cunts

Don't buy cunts at the gluttonous super markets, buy cunts from the local cuntsmith and support local produce!

by Robert Palmer August 1, 2007

Cuntbitch

Bitch who is a a cunt

look over there, Thats Rachel, Shes a proper Cuntbitch

by charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 25, 2008