An obstruction or blockage leading to the cunt. Such as a period pad, tampon, douche, dildo, chastity belt and or granny panties. Also see cock block, clam jam, tuna hamper and vaginal deflection.
"Jon was excited to make love to Jane but was experiencing (Cuntstruction) while trying to achieve her cunt".
by Crazy_Bout_Tacos July 29, 2017
by FrannyPants August 27, 2014
This is an instruction given to you by a manager or senior staff member in the work place. Used when you are not particularly fond of the person giving the instruction.
by DuckDuck13ZA June 11, 2018
adjective.
1. a type of advice from either a male or female instructing a female as to the best practices for her vagina. These may include which condoms are best for women, which wax salons do a good job, which position most quickly leads to orgasm, etc.
2. the way a "wingman" helps you get laid- for instance being an ass himself so that you can look good in comparison, taking away the potential cock-block friends, or telling her how amazing the guy is.
1. a type of advice from either a male or female instructing a female as to the best practices for her vagina. These may include which condoms are best for women, which wax salons do a good job, which position most quickly leads to orgasm, etc.
2. the way a "wingman" helps you get laid- for instance being an ass himself so that you can look good in comparison, taking away the potential cock-block friends, or telling her how amazing the guy is.
Hey, dear, my six month anniversary is coming up and my cooch needs some cuntstructive advice. Do you have the number for that awesome bikini wax salon?
He was so cuntstructive on Thursday that he distracted seven baptist friends so I could get with her.
He was so cuntstructive on Thursday that he distracted seven baptist friends so I could get with her.
by wittywithwine June 4, 2010
This is unwarranted and completely unnecessary criticism, which by the very nature of the person giving it also incorrect. Their nature is of course being that of the cunt
" got pulled into the office today for another dose of cuntstructive criticism from that bellend of a manage"
by jamz buck August 17, 2017
When a woman criticises a man about his gender and compared him to a woman in a way that, if he were to do it to her, it would be considered sexist.
"Man, have you seen how much of a bitch Kelly is? She keeps subjecting me to lots of cuntstructive cliticism all the time."
by CardboardPizzas March 9, 2017
by johnnyjackassboy March 3, 2010