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cuntselling 

(verb)When a group of male friends give advice on how to get laid, past sex experiences, or anything else to do with vaginas to a less experienced male.
I can't believe Tony is still a virgin. I think he needs some cuntselling.
cuntselling by tl121092 December 23, 2008

Cuntstellation 

Here’s a draft for your Urban Dictionary entry with some playful and messy descriptions for “cuntstellation”:

Cuntstellation
(noun)
1. Definition:
A brilliant collective noun to describe a group of absolute cunts, shining brightly (and obnoxiously) like stars in the night sky. Often used to emphasize their shared commitment to making life harder for everyone else around them.
2. Usage:

• “Look at that cuntstellation over there, all trying to outdo each other with their ridiculous opinions.”
• “The office meeting was basically a cuntstellation—all talk, no action, and a lot of ego.”

3. Etymology:
Derived from constellation, representing a cluster of stars, but with the delightful addition of the word cunt, turning it into a biting and effective insult for groups who collectively exude arrogance, idiocy, or obnoxiousness.
4. Variations:

• Adjective: Cuntstellar
“Her ability to gather such a cuntstellar group of people is unmatched.”
• Verb: Cuntstellating
“They’re over there, cuntstellating around the table like it’s a competition.”
Examples in the Wild:

• When you see a group of influencers blocking the street for a photoshoot: “Ugh, another cuntstellation ruining the vibe.”
• At family gatherings where the loudest voices happen to be the most clueless: “This Christmas dinner feels more like a cuntstellation than a reunion.”

6. Fun Fact:
Just like real constellations, a cuntstellation often doesn’t recognize how truly insufferable it looks to those observing from afar.
Cuntstellation by Bobbly December 24, 2024
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