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cuntselling 

(verb)When a group of male friends give advice on how to get laid, past sex experiences, or anything else to do with vaginas to a less experienced male.
I can't believe Tony is still a virgin. I think he needs some cuntselling.
cuntselling by tl121092 December 23, 2008
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Cuntstellation 

Here’s a draft for your Urban Dictionary entry with some playful and messy descriptions for “cuntstellation”:

Cuntstellation
(noun)
1. Definition:
A brilliant collective noun to describe a group of absolute cunts, shining brightly (and obnoxiously) like stars in the night sky. Often used to emphasize their shared commitment to making life harder for everyone else around them.
2. Usage:

• “Look at that cuntstellation over there, all trying to outdo each other with their ridiculous opinions.”
• “The office meeting was basically a cuntstellation—all talk, no action, and a lot of ego.”

3. Etymology:
Derived from constellation, representing a cluster of stars, but with the delightful addition of the word cunt, turning it into a biting and effective insult for groups who collectively exude arrogance, idiocy, or obnoxiousness.
4. Variations:

• Adjective: Cuntstellar
“Her ability to gather such a cuntstellar group of people is unmatched.”
• Verb: Cuntstellating
“They’re over there, cuntstellating around the table like it’s a competition.”
Examples in the Wild:

• When you see a group of influencers blocking the street for a photoshoot: “Ugh, another cuntstellation ruining the vibe.”
• At family gatherings where the loudest voices happen to be the most clueless: “This Christmas dinner feels more like a cuntstellation than a reunion.”

6. Fun Fact:
Just like real constellations, a cuntstellation often doesn’t recognize how truly insufferable it looks to those observing from afar.
Cuntstellation by Bobbly December 24, 2024
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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