cuntselling
(verb)When a group of male friends give advice on how to get laid, past sex experiences, or anything else to do with vaginas to a less experienced male.
cuntselling by tl121092 December 23, 2008
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Cuntelligence by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
contact counselling
An informal method of workplace relations training. When a junior employee steps out of line or is generally making a fool of himself in the workplace, a more senior employee in a mentoring-type role may engage the young man in an intensive, one-on-one session of Contact Counselling to set him on the right path.
Usually these sessions take place at or after closing time, in secluded surrounds such as the parking lot or behind the locker room. A session is usually quite short, and there is rarely need for a second round of counselling once lessons have been learned from the first.
Usually these sessions take place at or after closing time, in secluded surrounds such as the parking lot or behind the locker room. A session is usually quite short, and there is rarely need for a second round of counselling once lessons have been learned from the first.
Frankie: "Yo Johnno, do you know what's up with Bobbie? He called in sick this morning."
Johnno: "He was getting a bit lippy yesterday so I gave him some Contact Counselling in the car park after work. I guess he's still home recovering."
Frankie: "Heh, that should teach the kid some sense."
Johnno: "He was getting a bit lippy yesterday so I gave him some Contact Counselling in the car park after work. I guess he's still home recovering."
Frankie: "Heh, that should teach the kid some sense."
contact counselling by Drunky McStumble May 25, 2010
Cuntrolling
Mom: Hey, go buy me some tampons.
Son: No, I have a football game.
Mom: Do it, I made you. Do what I say.
Son: Okay.
Friend: Why didn't you make the game? You're mom is such a cuntrolling bitch.
Son: No, I have a football game.
Mom: Do it, I made you. Do what I say.
Son: Okay.
Friend: Why didn't you make the game? You're mom is such a cuntrolling bitch.
Cuntrolling by ShoKill April 15, 2009
Cantrelling
Plural verb of: Cantrell
-Slacking, half-assing, giving 50% but acting like it’s 110%, work haphazardly or from behind schedule.
Old English Cantrell ‘inclined to be behind schedule, haphazardly rushed or hurried’, of Kentucknic origin; related to Latin canfuxup ‘to rush’.
-Slacking, half-assing, giving 50% but acting like it’s 110%, work haphazardly or from behind schedule.
Old English Cantrell ‘inclined to be behind schedule, haphazardly rushed or hurried’, of Kentucknic origin; related to Latin canfuxup ‘to rush’.
I’ve been so busy drinking beer and sitting on the couch afterwork, cantrelling the shit out of the racecar is the only way it’s going to be ready for the next race.
Cantrelling by rEmitlaer January 8, 2021
Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ)
A total score derived from a set of standardized tests or subtests designed to assess human cuntelligence
Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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