cuntselling 

(verb)When a group of male friends give advice on how to get laid, past sex experiences, or anything else to do with vaginas to a less experienced male.

I can't believe Tony is still a virgin. I think he needs some cuntselling.

cuntselling by tl121092 December 23, 2008

cuntslinger 

A slut, whore, or loose woman. A woman who sleeps with anyone.

Rumor is, you're a cuntslinger who would sleep with even the ugliest men.

cuntslinger by SKAlison October 13, 2007

Cuntelligence 

Intelligent but in a cunty fashion

Cuntisha displays high levels of cuntelligence in class

Cuntelligence by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

contact counselling 

An informal method of workplace relations training. When a junior employee steps out of line or is generally making a fool of himself in the workplace, a more senior employee in a mentoring-type role may engage the young man in an intensive, one-on-one session of Contact Counselling to set him on the right path.

Usually these sessions take place at or after closing time, in secluded surrounds such as the parking lot or behind the locker room. A session is usually quite short, and there is rarely need for a second round of counselling once lessons have been learned from the first.

Frankie: "Yo Johnno, do you know what's up with Bobbie? He called in sick this morning."

Johnno: "He was getting a bit lippy yesterday so I gave him some Contact Counselling in the car park after work. I guess he's still home recovering."

Frankie: "Heh, that should teach the kid some sense."

contact counselling by Drunky McStumble May 25, 2010

Cuntrolling

When a female that has authority over you is a total bitch, and is controlling.

Mom: Hey, go buy me some tampons.
Son: No, I have a football game.
Mom: Do it, I made you. Do what I say.
Son: Okay.
Friend: Why didn't you make the game? You're mom is such a cuntrolling bitch.

Cuntrolling by ShoKill April 15, 2009

Cantrelling 

Plural verb of: Cantrell
-Slacking, half-assing, giving 50% but acting like it’s 110%, work haphazardly or from behind schedule.

Old English Cantrell ‘inclined to be behind schedule, haphazardly rushed or hurried’, of Kentucknic origin; related to Latin canfuxup ‘to rush’.

I’ve been so busy drinking beer and sitting on the couch afterwork, cantrelling the shit out of the racecar is the only way it’s going to be ready for the next race.

Cantrelling by rEmitlaer January 8, 2021

Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ)

A total score derived from a set of standardized tests or subtests designed to assess human cuntelligence

Cuntisha has a Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) of 222
That truly is off the charts

Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020