cuntspray

(n). 1) Douche, or a douchebag.

1) Ease up on the sarcasm, cuntspray, it's fucking HILARIOUS.

cuntspray by MuleyHimself April 20, 2008

cuntsplain 

The act of presumptuously telling another how they think due to an identified group belonging; especially within a perceived patriarchal societal construct.

Similar to mansplaining in that it is condescending and patronizing, but dissimilar in that cuntsplanations are also accompanied by a significant share of resentment and/or vitriol.

“I don’t go out with her anymore. Every time she gets more than one drink in her she starts cuntsplaining to everyone how their individuality is really just a symptom of an oppressive cultural construct and nothing more.”

cuntsplain by acearce June 20, 2016

cuntsplaining 

When a feminist opens her mouth and words come out.

Woman- we have to come up with something together

Man- stop cuntsplaining at me

cuntsplaining by Notagoy December 17, 2016

Cuntspeare 

a playwright, poet, and actor who works in the porn industry

Bobby is a terrific cuntspeare

Cuntspeare by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntsplaining 

The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

"your response is classic cuntsplaining"

Cuntsplaining by Lancelot123mn May 21, 2019

cuntscratch 

a derogatry term used to either describe an itchy vagina or cam also be used to indicate your dislike for someone by calling them a cuntscratch

"blimey shaving my bikini line has made it really itchy."
"i know what you mean its horrible when you get cuntscratch"
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"leave me alone cunntscratch. i dont like you."

cuntscratch by kimbewat December 30, 2008

cuntspackle 

When a man's lovejuice caresses and/or covers a woman's meatpurse, causing its lips and/or folds to close together, creating a water-tight seal.

Dude, I sprayed her so much, the cuntspackle prevented her from pissing.

cuntspackle by Beastmaster Flex January 19, 2009