cuntsplash

A person considered to be an asshole or very foolish, that is, a shumshulums

He is such a cuntsplash! Stop being a cuntsplash.

by V.B. N.S. B.R. September 24, 2013

Cuntsplash

The excess liquid from a female cunt that drips out after sexual activity.

"Man, I fucked her pussy so hard last night, she covered me in cuntsplash"

by DefinitelyNotCaleb June 10, 2016

cuntsplain

The act of presumptuously telling another how they think due to an identified group belonging; especially within a perceived patriarchal societal construct.

Similar to mansplaining in that it is condescending and patronizing, but dissimilar in that cuntsplanations are also accompanied by a significant share of resentment and/or vitriol.

“I don’t go out with her anymore. Every time she gets more than one drink in her she starts cuntsplaining to everyone how their individuality is really just a symptom of an oppressive cultural construct and nothing more.”

by acearce June 20, 2016

cuntsplaining

When a feminist opens her mouth and words come out.

Woman- we have to come up with something together

Man- stop cuntsplaining at me

by Notagoy December 17, 2016

Cuntsplaining

The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

"your response is classic cuntsplaining"

by Lancelot123mn May 21, 2019

Cuntsplosion

1. An exploding vagina
2. An unfortunate event

Oh no!!! I had a cuntsplosion!!!

by Jordan VB January 10, 2008

Cuntsplain

(V.) When someone usually of female gender and distasteful disposition tries to justify some type of ill refuted, abominable, alarming, appalling, atrocious, deplorable, depressing, dire, disgusting, distressing, dreadful, fearful, frightful, ghastly, grody, gross, gruesome, grungy, harrowing, hideous, horrendous, horrible, horrific, horrifying, nasty, offensive, raunchy, repulsive, shocking, stinking, synthetic, tough, ugly, unpleasant, unsightly action or behavior or oversight or mistake by downplaying their own role as the main contributor of the entailed situation.

While at the Benghazi hearing, Hillary made a feeble attempt at cuntsplaining the whole situation as nothing more than a mere misunderstanding.

by Buildingsea$ May 15, 2016