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Cuntplaining 

The rebuttal to the feminist use of the word "mansplaining". Used as a counter to their attempt to suppress arguments through a dismissal from buzzwords.
I'll stop mansplaining when you stop cuntplaining!
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cuntplant 

In woman's gymnastics, a special balance beam maneuver in which the gymnast launches herself into the air before forcibly landing directly upon her genitals, usually resulting in an ebullient crowd reaction.

The move originated as a catastrophic accident in the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, with top members of the gymnastics community referring to it's occurrence as everything from "anticlimactic" to "a failure of orgasmic proportions." Over the course of the last century, however, this has become one of the most beloved moves in all of gymnastics.
I wonder if Kelly will have the balls to go for the cuntplant in her routine.
cuntplant by Jon Sprush March 25, 2010

Cuntplain 

When a feminazi cannot deal with facts, or a more moral, or better statement of an ideal that gets them upset or even triggered.
Feminazi: Watch out that rattlesnake is poisonous!
Guy: Rattlesnakes are venomous not poisonous.
Feminazi: Uhhhh!!!! why do YOU have to mansplain.
Guy: You don't have to cuntplain because you used the wrong word.

cuntalay 

slang for the word cunt, something to say when you get mad
Oh my cuntalay, that fucker stole my kill!

That bitch is a fucking cuntalay!
cuntalay by troy dagdigian May 15, 2008

cuntplaining 

cuntplaining is when a women complains about something that isn't merely an insignificant problem, but not a problem at all.
cuntplaining examples:
Men sitting with their legs apart oppresses me

Video game characters with big butts make me sad because i don't have a big butt

Its cold and the AC is on too high

When i beat up my boyfriend he doesn't fight back enough

People want to have sex with me

People give me compliments
cuntplaining by xeno6969 October 12, 2016

Cuntplaining 

What women who acknowledges mansplaining as a word does when complaining about it.
1: Well mansplaining is totally not something that women does when they're explaining as a regular person

2: stop cuntplaining, cunt.
Cuntplaining by nvrd October 6, 2017