2 definitions by Paddyoski
noun: a telephone conference whereby your life force is inexorably sucked out of your asshole while your ears are assaulted by the droning of some corporate or government lackey. When accompanied by Webex or Virtual Meeting, it becomes the office equivalent of water boarding.
Slave 1: Dude, did you dial-in to the management telecon this morning?
Slave 2: Yeah - 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back
Slave 2: Yeah - 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back
by Paddyoski March 4, 2010
Dude 1: Man, I've got this awesome gig tonight across town, but my girlfriend is just getting back from a week-long business trip and is she going to be horny. I want to bang the hell out of her, but this gig could be our big break and if I go there's no way I'm getting any! What do I do?
Dude 2: Dude, that's quite the cuntnundrum.
Dude 1: I've got a final in the morning and the old lady wants to get it on. If I bang her brains out the way she likes it, I'll crash for sure and fail the test.
Dude 2: Last time I was faced with such a cuntnundrum, I banged my old lady and then begged for an extension.
Dude 2: Dude, that's quite the cuntnundrum.
Dude 1: I've got a final in the morning and the old lady wants to get it on. If I bang her brains out the way she likes it, I'll crash for sure and fail the test.
Dude 2: Last time I was faced with such a cuntnundrum, I banged my old lady and then begged for an extension.
by Paddyoski April 23, 2008