Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).
If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.
The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.
Up with the nose was a cuntanamera seen walking, shaking the bottom, she wore a miniskirt lot more upper the knees, a V-cut blouse that let her breasts show but she didn't care about anyone, anything on the way and looked down on everyone.
A strange, 17 year old St Louis Blues fan who is in denial about being a hippie. Wants a foursome with Chris Osgood, Keith Tkatchuk, and Jon Gruden. Is desperately in love with an older man named Eddie. Also, is self concious about her small boobs.
The act of managing a customer or colleagues expectations by being a total cunt; usually used for informing customers that they are in fact not ‘king’ by being stern with them and treating them like spoiled little children.
An example of Cuntmanagement would be when a customer walks to the front of a queue in a bank and asks to withdraw ten pounds. The teller informs the customer that there is a queue system & that he must wait his turn. When the customer explains that he only needs ten pounds the teller dismisses his request out of hand & orders him to the back of the queue