cuntiana

when something is cunt but still a little classy. or someone who knows how diva she can get.

"damn that fur coat is cuntiana mama!" or "i knew she was a cuntiana when she walked in"

by mamaboochie105 June 24, 2024

Cuntinatae

The collective for a bunch of cunts

I just walked into a bar it seems the cuntinatae are in town

by sunny as fuck September 22, 2015

Cuntional

Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).

If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.

by Doug Chaney December 16, 2004

cuntionality

1. The functionality of a cunt.
2. The functionality of a system if used by a cunt

The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.

by Nickhuge December 9, 2014

cuntanamera

A promiscuous or too elegant and challenging "dressed to kill" spanish or latin american girl or woman.
Often demonic, selfish, arrogant, hateful.

Comes from song title "Quantanamera".

Up with the nose was a cuntanamera seen walking, shaking the bottom, she wore a miniskirt lot more upper the knees, a V-cut blouse that let her breasts show but she didn't care about anyone, anything on the way and looked down on everyone.

by Zoltan November 20, 2004

Cuntinator

A strange, 17 year old St Louis Blues fan who is in denial about being a hippie. Wants a foursome with Chris Osgood, Keith Tkatchuk, and Jon Gruden. Is desperately in love with an older man named Eddie. Also, is self concious about her small boobs.

The Cuntinator is obsessed with the worst team in the NHL

by Bel4sucks August 3, 2004

Cuntmanagement

The act of managing a customer or colleagues expectations by being a total cunt; usually used for informing customers that they are in fact not ‘king’ by being stern with them and treating them like spoiled little children.

An example of Cuntmanagement would be when a customer walks to the front of a queue in a bank and asks to withdraw ten pounds. The teller informs the customer that there is a queue system & that he must wait his turn. When the customer explains that he only needs ten pounds the teller dismisses his request out of hand & orders him to the back of the queue

by Pato Banton Shizzle September 27, 2011