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Cuntfusing 

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning
Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Cuntfusing by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

cuntboxing

Lesbian hate sex.
Jackie was right pissed at me today, but she's so hot when she's angry that we just ended up cuntboxing.
cuntboxing by smallrus January 3, 2011

contgosingoisnss 

A word used by a drunk and / or high person to define almost anything in an internet post.
Here is a sample post:

TheTripleA: as all yo ubaby time game wasters here...totolay and wiht black...and intinsgly played away...and hoihphg hopihgn hoihg hoihgn hopihg hpo;igh perhpsss pherpshs to like a totol totola baby waste the game by time..contgosingoisnss eveyrign achieved

wormstar: loser.
contgosingoisnss by Gastel January 31, 2008
Young ladies hiding how ugly and or fat they are with huge amounts of makeup.
With all the Cuntoring I don't even recognise them.
Cuntoring by Mikey_b123 January 29, 2020

Cuntfusing 

When a woman (or occasionally a man) is bitchily confusing. And fat.

Cuntfusion, cuntfused
"Man, Sally is really cuntfusing today! "
"Bob really cuntfused me yesterday! "
Cuntfusing by Cuntator May 31, 2016
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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