cunthosing

An act of retaliation whereby a garden hose is placed under an neighbouring occupants front door and turned on. The term is believed to have originated in the Sydney suburb of Tempe.

“If they don’t stop that music I’ll give them a cunthosing they won’t forget!”

by Michael Sydenham May 8, 2018

Cuntfusing

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning

Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"

by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

cuntboxing

Lesbian hate sex.

Jackie was right pissed at me today, but she's so hot when she's angry that we just ended up cuntboxing.

by smallrus January 3, 2011

contgosingoisnss

A word used by a drunk and / or high person to define almost anything in an internet post.

Here is a sample post:

TheTripleA: as all yo ubaby time game wasters here...totolay and wiht black...and intinsgly played away...and hoihphg hopihgn hoihg hoihgn hopihg hpo;igh perhpsss pherpshs to like a totol totola baby waste the game by time..contgosingoisnss eveyrign achieved

wormstar: loser.

by Gastel January 31, 2008

Cuntoring

Young ladies hiding how ugly and or fat they are with huge amounts of makeup.

With all the Cuntoring I don't even recognise them.

by Mikey_b123 January 29, 2020

Cuntfusing

When a woman (or occasionally a man) is bitchily confusing. And fat.

Cuntfusion, cuntfused

"Man, Sally is really cuntfusing today! "
"Bob really cuntfused me yesterday! "

by Cuntator May 31, 2016