Cuntardiot

When one offensive adjective just won't cut it, combine three

My boss is worse than an idiot, retard and cunt he is a Cuntardiot

by Sue donnom November 28, 2012

Cuntradiction

A cuntradiction is when someone says that it couldn't care less about something but their actions display the complete opposite.

If you don't care about cb radio why did you just spend nearly $500 on a new antenna. Isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 14, 2019

cuntardouchebag

The bag used by a cuntardouche.

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntradiction

when a women does the opposite of what she says she'll do

"im going to town i'll be an hour" 6 hours later she comes home. what a cuntradiction

by reapernok March 6, 2009

cuntardouche

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.

"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntardo

when you want to emphasize the word 'cunt' because you are really angry. usually when someone messes something up.

1. it was an open goal! Heskey you fucking cuntardo!

by SC_EA January 27, 2007

Custardio

Spanish-esque slang for residue left on womens knickers after a couple of days use. Used mostly in song

Smelly dirty bitch, bet she's got some custardio.
*song* 'Custardio, woo oh oh oh, cust-ard-io, woh oh oh oh'

by freddyflush October 19, 2008