Cunt Weasel 

A really annoying cock of a friend that thinks you owe him everything and he owes you nothing: when a female hasn't cleaned her cavern in months to the point that a weasel could find it a warm nook to live in for the winter. hence the name cunt weasel(never heard of the second definition happing but we all know the first one applies)

James STFU, your being a real Cunt Weasel about your smokes.

Cunt Weasel by The big S October 14, 2005

cunt weasel 

A pussy so nasty that you scream as if a weasel had jumped out.

DUDE, I almost shit my pants, stacy's cunt weasel was so nasty!

cunt weasel by Sean Doyle January 9, 2009

Cunt Weasel 

The name of "Bone Minnions" on Guild Wars

I just summoned a Cunt Weasel!!!

Cunt Weasel by True Walking Tank December 29, 2008

weasel cunt 

The scum sucking attendant at a twenty four hour service station that will not get out of his seat to serve you food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The weasel cunt said to me " no food or drink only Petrol"

weasel cunt by big Willie and the Twins September 1, 2007

Cunt Weasle

A gentleman who will tell a woman whatever she wants to hear to get in to her pants. Weasling his way in to her knickers.

"Have you heard him, he's a propper cunt weasle"

"Than cuntweasle got into her pants again"

Cunt Weasle by Simon Rose January 22, 2009

cunt mother weasle

an expression used by my best friend in a greyhound bus station.

she blurted out a bunch of cuss words in spannish and other languages and ended with "cunt mother weasle!"

cunt mother weasle by meowmix2005 August 2, 2006

cuntweasel 

1. the ultimate cunt; 2. a total asshole

I cannot believe you told my ex that I cheated on him. You're a total cuntweasel.

cuntweasel by Intervocalic July 11, 2005