cunt snapper

A professional in the art of destroying cunts

Wow, that boy is such a cunt snapper

by Br bradabrick January 5, 2017

cunt slapper

A joke that is even funnier then a knee slapper. Usually a sexual joke. It is so funny that in order to handle it you must slap your own cunt!

That joke was a real cunt slapper, I laughed my pussy off

by Jason Jizzy October 1, 2005

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

cuntnapper

noun.

usage: a person who sleeps with another man's woman. Girlfriend stealer. Literally to thieve cunt.

I banged tommy's girl. I'm the cuntnapper.

by R. Sanchez November 24, 2005

cuntslapper

One of the homosexual orientation, esp. female who enjoys masturbating her partner.

that chick is a cuntslapper

by Herman_The_Sick June 10, 2003