cunt killer

Large penis which will inflict pain on the female recipient during sex.

That donkey's penis is a real cunt killer.

by diggler2002 July 12, 2006

anaconda cunt killer

A dildo that is so substantial that it will render any woman who dares to use it unable to walk for several days.

Amy: Jesus Christ I can barely walk today...
Jessica: That probably because you stuffed yourself with that anaconda cunt killer last night.

by Fritzl, Joseph Friztl December 20, 2017