cunt killer

Large penis which will inflict pain on the female recipient during sex.

That donkey's penis is a real cunt killer.

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anaconda cunt killer

A dildo that is so substantial that it will render any woman who dares to use it unable to walk for several days.

Amy: Jesus Christ I can barely walk today...
Jessica: That probably because you stuffed yourself with that anaconda cunt killer last night.

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A play on the saying; curiosity killed the cat. But in this case, a dumbass gets killed doing some stupid shit (male or female applicable).

He stuck his dick in a socket.

Shit, curiosity killed the cunt. Hands down.

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