cunt crumb

The crumbs resulting from period blood being rolled into balls of filth by the rubbing of a woman's thighs as she sleeps or walks.

"That bitch was on the rag and left a blood smear on my sheets along with some cunt crumbs. I scraped them into a baggie and will return them to her later."

by pacificdetail December 7, 2013

cunt-crumble

A delicious dessert made with vagina and a lovely streusel topping.

You sir, are a cunt-crumble!

by Ninja Turkey September 5, 2007

apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.

Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017

Cuntcumber

A cucumber that has been inserted into a vagina and left for 2+ months. When it comes out it has been transformed into a pickle AKA Cuntcumber.

Mom when is your cuntcumber gonna be ready?
In a minute honey!
Good Im starving!

by twwarrior77 November 23, 2011

Cuntcrumpet

Just some funny insult I came up with working at dairy queen when my coworker told me I wasnt doing something right so then I called her a cuntcrumpet and it threw her off guard. A variation of it (which is my meme account)is cumcrumpet

Coworker:" you can't make the display that way you dumbass"
You: why don't you do it yourself then ya cuntcrumpet

by Idontoweyouchildsupport November 7, 2021