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Cunt Chocula 

Eating at the “Y” and getting a shart meal.
I was pleasuring my girlfriend when she decided to break out the cunt chocula.
Cunt Chocula by Resin Pimp November 4, 2021

chocolatey cunt 

The act of having diarrhea and shitting on a vagina and proceeding to watch as both parties cop ants look on in horror, or in the act of making chocolate covered rice crispy treats with chocolate chips on top with vanilla frosting.
1. “My boyfriend wanted to make me a chocolatey cunt but I was so unsure of it, after he did it we had the best night of our lives!”
2. “My boyfriend and I decided to make chocolatey cunts! It was so amazing!”
chocolatey cunt by GodMasterVinee October 20, 2017

Chocolate Covered Cunt Cake 

The act of deficating on a women's genitalia and then consuming said feces
Man her chocolate covered cunt cake really gets me hard

countchocula

A cereal in which combines two General Mills cereal into one.
A) Being the Chocolety goodness of Coccoa Pebbles
B) Being the Marshmallows of Lucky Charms
After consuming this cereal the consumer may feel a sudden energetic burst inside of them from the intense suger action found within the cereal.
After eathing CountChocula, I fuckin went ballistic on my Brother
countchocula by CountChocula April 1, 2005

Cuntchocula 

When a man serendipitously takes a small poop in a womans vagina, then proceeds to eat it out of the box with a spoon.
I wanted to see if my girlfriend was down for a Cuntchocula, but all the spoons where in the dish washer.

"The best part about a Cuntchocula is the prize is already inside."

- My Girlfriend
Cuntchocula by Yahyah May 25, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026