Cunt Box

A mythical box filled with pussy. Invented by Jesus, this box was lost to the vaults of time. Thought to be the object in the next Indiana Jones movie. Also known as a Minge Crate.

Hey Indy, there's that Cunt Box you were looking for!

Cunt Box by Ginty McWaffle February 5, 2009

Cunt Box

A person who is a pussy to such a great magnitude, that the fundamental laws of physics cause the doucheness to implode into itself forming a cubic structure. This structure is known as a Cunt Box. Essentially anyone who is a huge fucking pussy can be considered one.

person #1: "oh my god steve was drinking MIKE'S HARD last night"

person#2: "HAHA what a Cunt Box!!!!"

Cunt Box by Spite Heathen April 14, 2010

cunt-box 

This is a box of cunt.

Shake your cunt-box Fitz. Shake it like a polaroid cunt-box.

cunt-box by Stevo Fitzimon January 22, 2009

Kick yer cunt in box

At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.

Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"

Kick yer cunt in box by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019

cunt in a box 

When you meet someone who is a stupid cunt, and "befriend" them, gain their trust, and then shove them in a box and ship them off to Yugoslavia.

Friend 1: Hey you know that Demi bitch?
Friend 2: Yeah, let's cunt in a box her.

cunt in a box by GoodTimesBro March 14, 2011

cuntboxing

Lesbian hate sex.

Jackie was right pissed at me today, but she's so hot when she's angry that we just ended up cuntboxing.

cuntboxing by smallrus January 3, 2011

cuntbox 

Unsure - assumed to refer to the chest in which ladies' genitalia are kept. A common phrase given for negative reps on www.oxfordgossip.co.uk

You, fellow student of the University of Oxford, are a cuntbox.

cuntbox by Piers Gaveston June 21, 2006