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a cunt and a tool box all rolled into one
matt is such a cuntbox, stays home all day playing video games , and is scared of cunt.
cuntbox by habner January 14, 2008
Someone who is a mix between a complete and utter fuckwit, and a fucking cunt at the same time.

def 2: A box that has a cunt (Cliterous) carved into it.
Steve Smith was being such a cuntbox, i wanted to smash him lad.

Michael jackson; carved a clit into a box! what a CUNTBOX!
Cuntbox by ranchoner January 8, 2015
somebody who boxes somebody like a fish and sucks black shlong
Ethan Rile is a cuntbox and a poop enthusiast
Cuntbox by bean hoe January 2, 2022
Cuntbox is a slang term for the butthole. Used by someone/thing that serves cunt.
"Oh my god fuck my cuntbox jack!"
Youre so cunt baby. God i need that cuntbox
Cuntbox by urmomgetwrekd July 22, 2022

cuntoxicated

Noun: refers to one who has been dining at the Y for considerable time and is all out of licking action, has a tired tongue
cuntox
I had to lick her snatch for so long I'm now cuntoxicated
cuntoxicated by andy mae January 16, 2004
a boy with a cunt, aka a female-to-male (FtM) transgender/transsexual who hasn't had bottom surgery (and in this case who looks like a boy instead of a man, like some FtMs do).
I really dig cuntboys. There's just something really hot about a boy with a cunt.
cuntboy by Vic Silverpaw March 9, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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