cunsion

cunsion; whore,cunt,fag,ginger,carrot top,flame thrower,cal,tyler,ryan.
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sprinkles and donut thought that kitkat was being a big cunsion

cal looked like he was a big cunsion well frolicking in the fields.

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by sprinkled donut April 18, 2009

Cunion

Orgininated in Brisbane, Australia. In Australia, cunt is the name given to someone who is horrible and mean. An onion is a vegetable of many layers.

A cunion is a person who is so horrible (i.e. a cunt) that they have so many layers of cunt to form an onion of cunt; a cunion.

Man, did you see that guy kick his dog? What a cunion!

I heard Steve cheated on his girlfriend. He is such a cunion!

by Lifeisacunion October 21, 2016

Fun-cussion

When you hit your head for fun

“I hit my head for fun. I got a fun-cussion!”

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Cuntional

Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).

If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.

by Doug Chaney December 16, 2004

cuntionality

1. The functionality of a cunt.
2. The functionality of a system if used by a cunt

The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.

by Nickhuge December 9, 2014

cusion

The word many illiterate people use when writing about their cousins (their uncle/aunties children) on the internet.

Facebook status: my cusions bought me a scarf for my Birthday this year! xoxo
Comment: you mean cousins, you dumb f@*&!!!!

by JayAayCee January 20, 2012

Cuntion

An unspecified miniscule space or distance between at least two points...measured only by empirical senses, such as sight, sound or tastes....ie: 'That bullet missed the artery by cuntion or less.'
'Could you turn the noise down just a cuntion.'
'Beans could use a cuntion more salt.'
....Lay-persons have described cuntion as a split-thickness of a cunt hair and as we all know, it takes ten to twelve cunt hairs to equal the thickness of dental floss.

Get a bigger hammer 'cause it only lacks a cuntion of going in.

by TurtleII June 12, 2018