cunttwattington 

Someone of such amazing douchebaggery that two derogatory terms for females are necessary to properly explain how much you do not enjoy their company, input or otherwise general existence.

Wow, your friend is an enormous cunttwattington. Don't ever invite him to one of our parties. In fact, just pretend he died.

cunttwattington by lawpimp77 January 9, 2009

cunttease 

Similar to cocktease, only the girl is being led to believe that she stands a chance with the guy or girl flirting with her

That cunttease went and bought me two shots and I ended up sleeping with his friend when he went home with another girl.

cunttease by COLsass June 10, 2005

Cunttrucking 

The sound that is made when skin slaps against skin during intercourse.

We were going at it so hard you could hear the cunttrucking down the hall.

Cunttrucking by TheScrubCouncil June 24, 2015

cunttosser 

Another term for a "player".

Meaning: he has one cunt, tosses it, goes to the next.

Girl 1: "God he's cute what's his name?"
Girl 2: "Oh don't bother with him, he's such a cunttosser."

cunttosser by NotMyRealNamr November 1, 2015

Cunttage 

When something is way better than awesome.

Thats some major Cunttage bro!

Cunttage by BigEazy1088 May 15, 2016

Cunnitch 

cunt bitch (codeword)

tate: he’s so annoying! He gets be rattled up!!
kevin: I KNOW! He’s such a cunnitch!
piper: he’s a rattling snake!

Cunnitch by Kevin Osully May 20, 2020

cunnet

Obscure fruit of which the origins are uncertain. Sold in punnets (containers) in UK supermarket chain Sainsbury's and occasionally, if somewhat rarely, at football stadia in Britain.

"Oi Dave, get us a punnet o' cunnets while yer there mate"

"You KNOW they don't sell them..."

cunnet by michaeljaltrip December 28, 2004