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Cunttacked 

Nothing interesting to tweet about on twitter? Bored? See a slight disagreement between two tweeters? Feel like jumping in & launching an unprovoked 'cunttack' on behalf of the tweeter whose arse you have your tongue stuck right up in? You're cunttacking.

Not limited to twitter. Any online ganging up on someone if they voice an opinion someone else disagrees with. Doesn't have to be any reason for it other than people are acting like a oolon

NB Nobody likes you.
"Some vain bitch purposefully saying hateful things. She cunttacked me"

"I dared to disagree with X & then suddenly a swarm of X's followers cunttacked me"
Cunttacked by V-Minx January 17, 2015
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Cuntfaced 

A jockular, uniquely masculine state of mind induced by binging on alcoholic drinks in a patriarchal social environment, resulting in extremely aggressive behaviour towards both people and objects.
U wot?? U fackin' cunt!! I'm fackin' cuntfaced tonite I fackin' tell thee, u cunt!! Now get the fackin' beers in!!

Gentleman:
Ra ra ra... absolutely... oh and Darling, could you tell Lady Beldeviere I can't make dinner at the estate tonight? I'm getting cuntfaced with the chaps from the Country Club, don't you know what-what.
Lady:
Sweetheart, I don't quite understand that appalling term...
Gentleman:
Just run along now dear.
Cuntfaced by TysonCBeckford May 16, 2006

Cunttankerous 

The most Insufferable, bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative cunt in the history of all cunts ever.
Karen was so cunttankerous at the party that all the guests left.... she was like the ash ole that shits in the pool.
Cunttankerous by QueenOfFuckery February 27, 2020

cuntfaced capitalist 

A capitalist; usually with the face of a cunt.
Nike's CEO is, in all probability, a cuntfaced capitalist.
cuntfaced capitalist by doctor doom December 2, 2003

cuntfacedbastard

Expletive reserved for major cunts whose own cuntishness has elevated them above the common or garden cunt. abb. to CFB
Darling - dinner is ready! Coming you cuntfacedbastard!
when a cat attacks or startles you out of nowhere
"Man today sucks"

"why?"

"I got cattacked. Twice."

"Dude again?! You need to get rid of that cat."
Cattacked by Orange2themax February 13, 2015

Cunttache 

When you have a big moustache and a female sits on your face making your tache smell like a cunt
Girl: I wanna give you a cunttache
Guy: l fine but I’ll need a shower
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