cunnom

very long cum shot

This guy cunnom on me and 5 other chicks

by rangas and dogs are the same October 5, 2018

Cuntometer

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

by Canadaone October 22, 2013

cuntomer

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!

Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer

by Azzylum July 22, 2008

Cuntometer

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.

I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.

by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008

Cinnomen

A word usually used in a comedic manner mostly by women when referring to Hispanic or Latino men.

"Oh girl, I love me some cinnomen, they so hot!"

by Green-Eyes90 August 24, 2012

cinnomin

Is a fat cat that is orange and as strong as a tank

My cats a tank because he was hit by 2 cars and is still alive so he is like cinnomin.

by vV 4X3L GHOST Vv October 21, 2009

cunnymoon

The anti-honeymoon. Rather than being a holiday taken in the aftermath of one's wedding, a cunnymoon is a trip taken by a man recently made single, where his sole aim is to get some carnal, commitment free action.

Did you hear Jason booked a holiday?
Yeah, he's going on a cunnymoon after the break-up with Sarah.

I took a three week cunnymoon in Pathos, forgot all about the lying, cheating bitch that broke my heart.

by schuu March 6, 2009