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Cuntometer 

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting
God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!
Cuntometer by Canadaone October 22, 2013
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cuntomer 

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!
Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer
cuntomer by Azzylum July 22, 2008

Cuntometer 

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.
Cuntometer by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008

Cinnomen 

A word usually used in a comedic manner mostly by women when referring to Hispanic or Latino men.
"Oh girl, I love me some cinnomen, they so hot!"
Cinnomen by Green-Eyes90 August 24, 2012

cinnomin 

Is a fat cat that is orange and as strong as a tank
My cats a tank because he was hit by 2 cars and is still alive so he is like cinnomin.
cinnomin by vV 4X3L GHOST Vv October 21, 2009
The anti-honeymoon. Rather than being a holiday taken in the aftermath of one's wedding, a cunnymoon is a trip taken by a man recently made single, where his sole aim is to get some carnal, commitment free action.
Did you hear Jason booked a holiday?
Yeah, he's going on a cunnymoon after the break-up with Sarah.

I took a three week cunnymoon in Pathos, forgot all about the lying, cheating bitch that broke my heart.
cunnymoon by schuu March 6, 2009
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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