Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents.
One holds the cuntometer in front of the
target. If the
target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
I met that sales guy from the estate agents
yesterday,
lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and
stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.