Lover #1: To the left
Lover #2: Okay.
Lover #1: No no no, more to the right.
*Tries to follow directions*
Lover #1: Never mind.
Lover #2: You need to be clearer. I'm not a cunningulist. I don't read lips.
A horrible misspelling of cunnilingus, which if pronounced as spelled no longer even sounds like the "Colonel Angus" of SNL fame.
I try to impress the fine young womenz by telling them about my prowess at cunningulus, but they always just laugh and call me a retard. I rule so hard.
The term received popularity following a SNL skit, in which Christopher Walkin portrayed "Colonel Angus", and numerous double entendus were made based on the similar sounding names.
Colonel Angus (cunningulus) can be fun at first, but he tires you out real quick.