I try to impress the fine young womenz by telling them about my prowess at cunningulus, but they always just laugh and call me a retard. I rule so hard.
The term received popularity following a SNL skit, in which Christopher Walkin portrayed "Colonel Angus", and numerous double entendus were made based on the similar sounding names.
Oh' So yummy
How to make women orgasm by giving women oral sex (cunninglus) to make her cum or The Art of Eating Pussy. There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. Pussies come in all different sizes, colors and shapes. Some are tucked inside and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nestled in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Others are shaved pussies, clean for that deliciously soft and sensual look.
Lover #1: To the left Lover #2: Okay.
Lover #1: No no no, more to the right.
*Tries to follow directions*
Lover #1: Never mind.
Lover #2: You need to be clearer. I'm not a cunningulist. I don't read lips.