Definitions by LukasKares
cunningulist
Lover #1: To the left
Lover #2: Okay.
Lover #1: No no no, more to the right.
*Tries to follow directions*
Lover #1: Never mind.
Lover #2: You need to be clearer. I'm not a cunningulist. I don't read lips.
Lover #2: Okay.
Lover #1: No no no, more to the right.
*Tries to follow directions*
Lover #1: Never mind.
Lover #2: You need to be clearer. I'm not a cunningulist. I don't read lips.
cunningulist by LukasKares February 24, 2019
squeaky toe
When you finger a girl with your big toe right after she has douched, thus leaving your toe squeaky clean and smelling like Garden Flowers or Original Scent.
Friend #1: How was your date with Jessica last night?
Friend #2: It was great! I was playing video games so all I could do is finger her with my toes.
Friend#1: WHOA! Did she give you a squeaky toe?
Friend #2: Mountain Pine scent!
Friend #1: Lucky!!
Friend #2: It was great! I was playing video games so all I could do is finger her with my toes.
Friend#1: WHOA! Did she give you a squeaky toe?
Friend #2: Mountain Pine scent!
Friend #1: Lucky!!
squeaky toe by LukasKares August 29, 2017