cumweaser

1.my overgrown 14 inch dick
2. Thing all girls wanna suck
3. Device used for fucking

Wanna suck my cumweaser !!!

by big dick August 1, 2004

Cumwater

A glass of water with ejaculate floating on top. Some people enjoy this tasty beverage.

That dude likes to drink cumwater.

by DotaYodA January 12, 2010

Cumserser

When your cum is served to another person on a plate

Girl: Hey babe, I would love a cumserser tonight.
Guy: I’ll go make one babe.

by Mr. Phappy February 28, 2022

Jiggy Cumwater

An overtly joyous person who loves to cum in their toilet’s septic tank

That dude is such a jiggy cumwater

by Jackinator84 December 28, 2022

cumweasel

see also: Republican

Wow, did you hear that State of The Union address? What a cumweasel!

by Doug Boucher January 11, 2009

Cumwadery

A group of men, boys, etc. Like a gaggle of geese or murder of crows, a cumwadery of *insert male term here*.

That looks like a very interesting cumwadery of young men.

by MeanGus June 27, 2019

cumeater

a person who is down to do anything even eat cum

ay that evan is such a cumeater

by NotDaBaby December 20, 2022