Cumwear

After a long week without discharge of the vagina/penis. You suddenly discharge cum in your underwear. And are left with a dirty old pair of cumwear. (cummy underwear)

OMFG Sally. I went over to Billy's house and I started going through his moms underpants, and next thing you know I see cum all up in his moms thong. After I finished looking through here drawer I found about 10 pieces of cumwear. how disgusting.

by BobbieRJY April 30, 2009

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Cumward

Cumward is a slutty version of the spongebob character squidward, the only difference between the two is cumward is covered in cum. Cumward is a form of hentai that should be made

Person 1:"damn cumward is soooo slutty"
Person 2:"are you ok mentally"

by Please approve this February 23, 2020

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cumbear

A vile term for a female who is unnatractive and/or easy to gain sexual relations with.

1. Your sister makes me cringe, she is a real cumbear.
2. I was so drunk last night and had a narrow escape, I almost went home with a cumbear.

by roscostacks May 30, 2007

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Cumbeard

The left-over cum residue in the beard of a person who has recently engaged in oral sex

Big Bear: "That's a 10-4 on the 319 and I...what the?"
Falcon: "Is thar a problem Big Bear?"
Big Bear: "Oh it's nuthin. I just din got some semen on my chin. Probably on a count of that sloppy sesh I had last night"
Falcon: "Aaaw Cumbeard! That's nasty! Now why'd ya hafta go and tell me a thang like that!"

by The King of Fappers '94 February 23, 2011

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