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After a long week without discharge of the vagina/penis. You suddenly discharge cum in your underwear. And are left with a dirty old pair of cumwear. (cummy underwear)
OMFG Sally. I went over to Billy's house and I started going through his moms underpants, and next thing you know I see cum all up in his moms thong. After I finished looking through here drawer I found about 10 pieces of cumwear. how disgusting.
Cumwear by BobbieRJY April 30, 2009
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Cumward is a slutty version of the spongebob character squidward, the only difference between the two is cumward is covered in cum. Cumward is a form of hentai that should be made
Person 1:"damn cumward is soooo slutty"
Person 2:"are you ok mentally"
Cumward by Please approve this February 23, 2020
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cumweasel 

Wow, did you hear that State of The Union address? What a cumweasel!
cumweasel by Doug Boucher January 11, 2009
A vile term for a female who is unnatractive and/or easy to gain sexual relations with.
1. Your sister makes me cringe, she is a real cumbear.
2. I was so drunk last night and had a narrow escape, I almost went home with a cumbear.
cumbear by roscostacks May 30, 2007

Cumbeard 

The left-over cum residue in the beard of a person who has recently engaged in oral sex
Big Bear: "That's a 10-4 on the 319 and I...what the?"
Falcon: "Is thar a problem Big Bear?"
Big Bear: "Oh it's nuthin. I just din got some semen on my chin. Probably on a count of that sloppy sesh I had last night"
Falcon: "Aaaw Cumbeard! That's nasty! Now why'd ya hafta go and tell me a thang like that!"
Cumbeard by The King of Fappers '94 February 23, 2011

cumweaser 

1.my overgrown 14 inch dick
2. Thing all girls wanna suck
3. Device used for fucking
Wanna suck my cumweaser !!!
cumweaser by big dick August 1, 2004
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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