Cumwear 

After a long week without discharge of the vagina/penis. You suddenly discharge cum in your underwear. And are left with a dirty old pair of cumwear. (cummy underwear)

OMFG Sally. I went over to Billy's house and I started going through his moms underpants, and next thing you know I see cum all up in his moms thong. After I finished looking through here drawer I found about 10 pieces of cumwear. how disgusting.

Cumwear by BobbieRJY April 30, 2009

Cumward 

Cumward is a slutty version of the spongebob character squidward, the only difference between the two is cumward is covered in cum. Cumward is a form of hentai that should be made

Person 1:"damn cumward is soooo slutty"
Person 2:"are you ok mentally"

Cumward by Please approve this February 23, 2020

cumweasel 

see also: Republican

Wow, did you hear that State of The Union address? What a cumweasel!

cumweasel by Doug Boucher January 11, 2009

cumbear 

A vile term for a female who is unnatractive and/or easy to gain sexual relations with.

1. Your sister makes me cringe, she is a real cumbear.
2. I was so drunk last night and had a narrow escape, I almost went home with a cumbear.

cumbear by roscostacks May 30, 2007

Cumbeard 

The left-over cum residue in the beard of a person who has recently engaged in oral sex

Big Bear: "That's a 10-4 on the 319 and I...what the?"
Falcon: "Is thar a problem Big Bear?"
Big Bear: "Oh it's nuthin. I just din got some semen on my chin. Probably on a count of that sloppy sesh I had last night"
Falcon: "Aaaw Cumbeard! That's nasty! Now why'd ya hafta go and tell me a thang like that!"

Cumbeard by The King of Fappers '94 February 23, 2011

cumweaser 

1.my overgrown 14 inch dick
2. Thing all girls wanna suck
3. Device used for fucking

Wanna suck my cumweaser !!!

cumweaser by big dick August 1, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019