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A society in which cummodities and the means of ejaculation are collectively owned. In such a society, no one can deny his fellow citizen the right to jack him off on the grounds that he alone owns his penis; given that his penis would be collectively-owned, everyone would have the opportunity to wank his neighbor, free of charge (though certainly not "discharge").

This system is sometimes known as "Commujizm."
"I much prefer cummunism to fapitalism; I believe that such a society would allow for a much more egalitarian distribution of cum. What do you think, cumrade?"

"Cummunism looks good on paper, but has never worked in reality; it is simply not in humans' nature to equitably distribute semen amongst the various classes of society, and the Tragedy of the Cummons poses a significant obstacle to any society that hopes to implement it effectively."

"The problem with cummunism is that eventually you run out of other people's semen."
Cummunism by dangitbobbeh July 31, 2016
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A system where everyone cums at the same time and in equal amounts
"Cummunism is far superior to Cumitalism,"
Cummunism by Fiveduck June 26, 2021
During an sex party, you blow your load on everyone instead of one person, a.k.a sharing your wealth equally amongst everyone else.
Albert: "Hey, I'm gonna have a banging sex party later, we can blow all our loads on this girl's fat ass!"
Christopher: "I'm more into cummunism myself, though."
cummunism by Lock Cover May 6, 2018
Public ownership of the means of baby production
Person A: So what even is cummunism? Is that some form of communism?
Person B: No, better, because under cummunism the workers would seize the means of reproduction
Cummunism by -Doops- May 31, 2021

cumunism 

The act of ejaculating in a cup. Then diving the cum amongst the townspeople. ALL IN THE NAME OF MOTHER RUSSIA.
It is said that Russia still practices cumunism. I don't know seems pretty gay to me.
cumunism by TRa papa pa February 18, 2020

Cumunism 

Another word for a sperm bank.
I'm off to donate to Cumunism
Cumunism by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020
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