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cumbucket list 

A list of sexual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. Usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a cumbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate cumbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.
1) "How are you and your gf?"
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."

2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."
1. A paper mache core duck feathered by dried cum tissues stuck to it. It must include the semens of 5-6 different men.
2. A duck. Made of cum.
"You need to jerk off more so we can finish this cumduck already."
"I really think a cumduck would add to the feng shui of this dining room."
"Did you see the cumduck exhibit at the Met?"
cumduck by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008

Cumfuckle 

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.
Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert
Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021
A man's sock, usually of the athletic variety, used to catch and collect semen. Boys normally use cumsocks to clean up after ejaculation. Also used...a cumrag. Cumsocks are generally easier to hide as crusty remnants can be easily mistaken for any other substance. Usually used to hide masturbatory behaviors from moms who do the laundry.
I couldn't find my cumsock, so I ejaculated on my chest and cleaned it up with an old t-shirt instead.
cumsock by guyonvacation October 27, 2008

cumducking 

v. When a girl moves her face away from an ejaculating penis to avoid cum from hitting her in the eyes, nose or mouth, getting it in the neck or hair instead.
Daisy hates her face being turned into glazed doughnut, so she's become an expert in cumducking.
cumducking by Nickilicious February 12, 2008
sock filled with cum. can be used as a makeshift mace when dried.
"mum found the cumsock"
cumsock by dr cumsock November 9, 2020