A chumsquare is a friend of yours who's pretty average. You know what kind of a day you're likely to spend with a chumsquare - nothing out of the blue or entertaining is likely to happen.
Families of chumsquares are common (we're pretty sure the chumsquare gene is passed on) and they generally watch alot of television in silence.
RB: So is Finn going clubbing with us tonight or not?
TM: Nah, he's set on staying home and being a chumsquare.
When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!
That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!
(n) The loud squeaking noise that is a direct result of using a large hair clip to masterbate with. Typically caused by the cum that gets stuck in the hindge, producing a very distinct sound whenever the hair clip is used.
Girl 1: God, that Amanda girl does some kinky shit with her boyfriend.
Girl 2: Yeah? Like what?
Girl 1: Among other things, she lets him use her stuff to jack off with, especially her hair clips.
Girl 2: Hmm, gotta be some serious cumsqueak in that barret!
An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.
Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.
The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
A slang term used to describe a baldperson, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”