cumsqua 

a bomb ass faggot with no morals or strength whatsoever.

Connor's such a fucking cumsqua

cumsqua by Sheamus_54 May 13, 2019

cumquake 

A time when a dude cums inside a dude a girl's ass, and pulls her panties up at the last minute to avoid a cum pie.

Did u just cumquake me? My panties are so wet!

cumquake by DildoOfDarkness January 11, 2016

chumsquare 

A chumsquare is a friend of yours who's pretty average. You know what kind of a day you're likely to spend with a chumsquare - nothing out of the blue or entertaining is likely to happen.

Families of chumsquares are common (we're pretty sure the chumsquare gene is passed on) and they generally watch alot of television in silence.

RB: So is Finn going clubbing with us tonight or not?
TM: Nah, he's set on staying home and being a chumsquare.

chumsquare by Tobuss February 26, 2011

Pirate Cumsquat 

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

Pirate Cumsquat by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011

cumsquat

Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.

I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.

cumsquat by 60 Central February 28, 2008

CumSqueak 

(n) The loud squeaking noise that is a direct result of using a large hair clip to masterbate with. Typically caused by the cum that gets stuck in the hindge, producing a very distinct sound whenever the hair clip is used.

Girl 1: God, that Amanda girl does some kinky shit with her boyfriend.

Girl 2: Yeah? Like what?

Girl 1: Among other things, she lets him use her stuff to jack off with, especially her hair clips.

Girl 2: Hmm, gotta be some serious cumsqueak in that barret!

CumSqueak by BullSqueaker09 July 7, 2009

fuck-a-cumquat 

An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.

Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.

fuck-a-cumquat by lolicuntissime August 25, 2009