CumSqueak

(n) The loud squeaking noise that is a direct result of using a large hair clip to masterbate with. Typically caused by the cum that gets stuck in the hindge, producing a very distinct sound whenever the hair clip is used.

Girl 1: God, that Amanda girl does some kinky shit with her boyfriend.

Girl 2: Yeah? Like what?

Girl 1: Among other things, she lets him use her stuff to jack off with, especially her hair clips.

Girl 2: Hmm, gotta be some serious cumsqueak in that barret!

by BullSqueaker09 July 7, 2009

cumquake

A time when a dude cums inside a dude a girl's ass, and pulls her panties up at the last minute to avoid a cum pie.

Did u just cumquake me? My panties are so wet!

by DildoOfDarkness January 11, 2016

Pirate Cumsquat

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011

cumsquat

Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.

I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.

by 60 Central February 28, 2008

Cumsquat

"Cowgirl" sex position, but with your feet on the floor, mimicking squats.

"I did some cumsquats on that dick"

by [[REDACTED]] September 28, 2019

Cumsquat

It's when you hit a set of squats hard after a good creampie. And the load is expelled from the vaginal region.

Sex was a little quick this time, so Sara hopped in the power rack and to hit a few cumsquats.

by Smoothhandhank May 9, 2016

cumstreaks

The marks left on the bed after sex or masturbation.

There were cumstreaks all over the place from last night.

by soxfan777 September 26, 2010