cumquad

more like lint licker..biscut eatn bulldog..a jerk..somebody that being an ass..can be childish and suffer from pettiness. can be jerkish and rude. the prefix Cum does not relate as being sexual.

you a cumquad for that statement u made!!

by KELLY-YO August 05, 2009

cumquad

when someone pulls the skin of a dick all the way down nd sucks da cum

yo dis nasty hoe gave me a fucking cumquad. dat shit hurt like fuck.

by crackerjack100 June 26, 2009

cumquad

when you caught because there is cum in your throat

i've got a cumquad

by BOB October 20, 2003

cumquad

When you ejaculate and it goes all over your leg.

She was riding me hard and when i was about to go she jumped off and i gave my self a cumquad

by original docking station November 22, 2010

Cumquad

Cumquad is an obscure insult meaning "jerk" stemming from the internet. The most likely origin of this insult is the misspelling of "Kumquat!" which can also be used as an insult.

Someone who is rude, not fun to be around; a straight up asshole.

Not to be confused with the bright orange fruit, "Kumquat" (alternatively spelled cumquat).

Person 1: Chad is being such a cumquad, I'm leaving!
Person 2: He's such a jerk.

by Corgi Media (Aidan) March 15, 2022

Cumquad

Pronunciation: "Come-kwad"
Function: noun

1. "Cum" or ejaculation that typically gets lodged in the back of your throat after giving fellatio
2. A ball of sperm that has been exposed to air

Antonio, after you finish sucking that dick, you should rinse that cumquad out before u choak. Oh, and by the way, take that penis off of your head.

by IotaSchizo December 24, 2007