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Cumquad is an obscure insult meaning "jerk" stemming from the internet. The most likely origin of this insult is the misspelling of "Kumquat!" which can also be used as an insult.

Someone who is rude, not fun to be around; a straight up asshole.

Not to be confused with the bright orange fruit, "Kumquat" (alternatively spelled cumquat).
Person 1: Chad is being such a cumquad, I'm leaving!
Person 2: He's such a jerk.
Cumquad by Corgi Media (Aidan) March 15, 2022
Pronunciation: "Come-kwad"
Function: noun

1. "Cum" or ejaculation that typically gets lodged in the back of your throat after giving fellatio
2. A ball of sperm that has been exposed to air
Antonio, after you finish sucking that dick, you should rinse that cumquad out before u choak. Oh, and by the way, take that penis off of your head.
Cumquad by IotaSchizo January 9, 2008
when someone pulls the skin of a dick all the way down nd sucks da cum
yo dis nasty hoe gave me a fucking cumquad. dat shit hurt like fuck.
cumquad by crackerjack100 June 26, 2009
when you caught because there is cum in your throat
i've got a cumquad
cumquad by BOB October 20, 2003
When you ejaculate and it goes all over your leg.
She was riding me hard and when i was about to go she jumped off and i gave my self a cumquad
cumquad by original docking station November 24, 2010

cumquake 

A time when a dude cums inside a dude a girl's ass, and pulls her panties up at the last minute to avoid a cum pie.
Did u just cumquake me? My panties are so wet!
cumquake by DildoOfDarkness January 11, 2016